(Sung to Turkey in the Straw)
Well, I walked around the corner and I walked around the block
And I walked right into the donut shop.
I scooped up a doughnut right out of the grease
And handed the lady a five cent piece.
Well, she looked at the nickel!
And she looked at me and she said,
“This nickels no good you see,
There’s a hole in the middle, I can see right through
And I said, “There’s a hole in the doughnut too!!!”
Thanks for the doughnut, so long!