(Sung to the Tarzan Song)

Hercules
Dancin’ on a piece of cheese
Hercules
Fell and then he hurt his knees
Ooh that’s bad
Now Hercules is mad

Zeus
Dancing with a moose
Zeus
Stopped to drink some orange juice
Hey that’s neat
Now Zeus has a treat

Athena
Eatin’ a slice of pizza
Athena
Dropped it on her feet-sa
Hey, that’s bad
Now Athena is sad